Talk:Bio Lab/@comment-66.213.185.117-20131124185029/@comment-198.13.136.169-20150403153526

The VS wish to improve the human race, not control them, but not set them completely free. We believe in tactical honor, and honorable, improvised, beheading ceremonies, followed by a big laxative fueled fecal explosion in the neck. Spandex is love, i say, Spandex is life. TR walk up and call us faggots, we call them cunts, they kill all of us and send us to spawn tubes. Were rebuilding our bodies now, were laying in spawn tubes, its cold. We feel someone touch us, its Papa Vanu, were so happy. He whispers in our ears "these are my bodies now.". He beams us up, and grabs us with his sexy Spandex hands, and places us on our hands and knees, we are ready. We spread our spandex butts for Papa Vanu, he penetrates out spandex buttocks, it hurts so much. Papa Vanu makes a loud alien sound, as he fills our spandex butts with love. The TR walk up, Papa Vanu looks them in the eyes and says "Its all spandex now.". Papa Vanu realeases our drop pods, Spandex is love... Spandex is life.