User blog:PewdsApple/The Story Of The New Conglamerate Kill Squad

A long time ago there was a soldier named PewdsApple.He fought on Koltyr until he made it to Battle Rank 15.He hated the Terran Rebublic and the Vanu Soverinty.He called the Terrans "Red Heads" and the Vanu "Grapes".He was always a noob with his bad internet and terrible aim but he never had help however.So he made a squad called the New Conglamerate Kill Squad so he can help noobs across Auraxis but only on Esamir,Indar,and Amerish.To this day he only has one gun he bought himself.He will always help the noobs although he is one as well.THE END